Villain Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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Robber Duck Jokes More Robber Duck Jokes

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

What do you call a thieving duck?

A robber duck....

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!"

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad?

A transparent

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Ea Jokes More Ea Jokes

What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

What do you call a Battlefront without EA?

Bttlfront