Where do birds meet for coffee ?

In a nest-cafe !

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

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What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!

What's the Difference Between Guts and Balls?

Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."

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What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.