Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

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How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

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What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond