How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you call a goat on a small mountain?

A hillbilly

What are you stupid?

That's a goat!" He says "I wasn't talking to you."

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.