What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

A: Women!

What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

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What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.