Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.