What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

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How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

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Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

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Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

smh

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy?

A: Because he only made a good buccaneer.