What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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Arkansas

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He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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house prices down

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I can't remember.

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Amaso sorry you don't remember me !

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He nuts and bolts.

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Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!