What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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It's driving me nuts!"

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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"