What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

Wa-TAH!

What do martial artist love to drink?

WATAAA

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else