Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

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Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor?

Because he was in Sidious.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

What do you call a bipolar Sith?

High-low Ren.

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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!