Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

Display Jokes More Display Jokes

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.