Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

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How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

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What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist?

tooth-hurty

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

Display Jokes More Display Jokes

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.