Where should I put this horse?

When she tells you, say no

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

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How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.