How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

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What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear