How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

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How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

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What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.