What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

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What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Why was the schwa bad at giving speeches?

He said "uhh" way too much.