What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

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How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

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What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Why was the schwa bad at giving speeches?

He said "uhh" way too much.

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle