Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

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Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

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What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears