Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest?

the twenty second ones and the thirty second ones

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How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.