Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest?

the twenty second ones and the thirty second ones

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Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.