Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

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When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

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What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

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Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.