Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

R Jokes More R Jokes

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What is the difference man &amp?

woman ? Pupil :Sir, in overtime ,overdose & overhead ,man shouts and woman sobs

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

2 Kid Jokes More 2 Kid Jokes

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.