What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Henry Viii Jokes More Henry Viii Jokes

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer

Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."