What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

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What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

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Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

Why do black folk carry around "boomboxes"?

it's just their stereo-type!

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How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

Decap.

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.