What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

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Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

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How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

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What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

What do you call it when a redhead goes nuts?

A ginger snap.