What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

What is the difference between a dollar and Lebron James?

Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

What are the level differences between nannies?

Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can't a hand be 12 inches long?

Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

Redhead Jokes More Redhead Jokes

Why can't redheads get drunk?

Because they only drink Ginger Ale.

Why aren't redheads very good R&B singers?

Because they have no soul