Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop ... Whopper Gangnam Style.

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Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.