How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

Cpr Jokes More Cpr Jokes

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."