What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)