Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?

Sir Francis Brake !

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.