What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Why does voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!"

Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.