What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

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Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

Why do girls never travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

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How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

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How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.