Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

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How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

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What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.