Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

Ctrl+C

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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.