What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

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What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.