What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

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Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

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What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.