How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload