Nail its other hand to the floor.
At devil crossings.
Apparently, 84 isn't enough.
because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
They both hand out long sentences.
Because then it would be a foot
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
Some idiot pulled it out to late
nail the other hand to the floor.
The purr-rimiter.
Because they'd been floored by his punch.
I've cleaned up and found Jesus.
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !