Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

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How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."