Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

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What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

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Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

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Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.