What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

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What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

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Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.