What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.