What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

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What would happen if the Earth was a Cube?

We'd all be cubans. I'm sorry

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

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How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

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What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.