Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

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How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

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What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

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What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.