What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

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Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

Lumber Jokes More Lumber Jokes

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours