What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

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How do you get thrown out of a concentration camp?

Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans?

The scaffolding

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

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What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.