What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

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Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

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What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.