How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

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Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

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What's a mexicans favorite game?

Cross country.

Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY?

Student -"in Swiss Banks".. :P :D lolx

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly