Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

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Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?

PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.

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What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida?

Osama-Been-Loggin'