Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now