How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.