What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".