Who can't tell the difference between short and long?

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What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!