What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

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What's the difference between a women's argument and a knife?

The knife has a point !

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !