What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

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What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

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Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ?

Cat you understand !

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What did the frog with internet addiction say?

Reddit

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars.

What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

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Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.