Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

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What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

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What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG