Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

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What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

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What is the most pirated movie ever?

Arrrrrrrgo

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.