How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

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When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

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Why was the lightning bug unhappy?

Because her children were not very bright.

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

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Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.