How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag?

One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with... And the other carries groceries.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

Temple Jokes More Temple Jokes

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.