Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

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Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

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What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

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What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

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What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.