Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.