Who does first?

Who dies first? No one cares. :/

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What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!