Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving