When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What is Kathy Griffin's screen saver?

Celebrity names dropping.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."