When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is Kathy Griffin's screen saver?

Celebrity names dropping.

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Why is a blonde like Australia?

A: They're both down under and no one cares.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Why is that frisbee getting bigger?

Then it hits me.

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.