When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any