What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Tomoe Mami die?

She got ahead of herself.

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.