What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?

They're both brown except the snowball.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down?

Their Injun died on them!

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons?

Kong-fu

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.